This is an old article republished.
Why Do Cute Girls Have The Most Emotional Problems?
By Black Adonis
Have you ever seen the Chris Rock film "I think Love My Wife?" The movie bombed at the box office, but after watching it on cable recently I have discovered that the film is actually a brilliant insight into the battle of the sexes.
The movie revolves around Chris Rock's character, Richard Cooper, a buttoned-down banker who's marriage is in a rut. Although he has two gorgeous kids and a sweet life in the suburbs, his wife (played by Gina Torres) has stopped having sex with him. Richard has a ranging libido and his problems are compounded when Nikki, a sultry, old flame shows up and starts paying attention to him. Nikki, played by Kerry Washington, is a knockout, the only problem she is crazy and attracts trouble like Michael Jackson at a Chucky Cheese.
Pretty insightful don't you think? I am sure I am not the only brother out there who has run into dime pieces who were plain crazy. It's one of the greatest mysteries of the world why beautiful women are usually the ones with the most problems. I have heard many locker room theories to explain why this happens. Some fellas say that beautiful women are given a pass from the moment they are born, they are not punished, their parents hesitate when it comes to whipping their asses and male teachers will give them passing grades even if they are as dumb as a rock.
Also in school, they usually can find some poor sap, whose hard-on has affected his reasoning skills, to carry their books, do their home work and even give them money. Ever heard the joke about cute girls not having to pay for anything? Well it's true, cute girls don't take money when they hit the club. They always know they can flirt their way pass the doorman, and there will be some dope who will buy them drinks all night. (This is one of the reasons why I refuse to buy women drinks at the club.) I remember one time, I was dating this woman who had 38 DDs, and she got into a club free, even though it was past the cut off time. She said, "With these I never have to worry about getting in anywhere."
When you are a beautiful woman you get a golden ticket through life and no one ever actually expects that you to back up those looks with brains or talent, well at least not until you turn 30. Guys are so stupid they will hire women just to be office eye candy. Some guys are so dumb they will even marry bimbos simply because they look good on their arms. This can be an a very expensive mistake, just ask any rock star or athlete who married a model and had to fork over half of his fortune in the divorce. Being treated like a princess means these primma donnas never have to develop traits like kindness, empathy or politeness like the rest of us ordinary folk.
Another theory explaining why beautiful women are generally unhinged is the belief that they can't attract nice guys. Former supermodel Tyra Banks once famously said that she used to be a jerk magnet, because all the nice guys were too scared to approach her. The idea is that decent fellas are intimidated by beautiful women and so they tend to not ask them out.
This leaves the thugs, the playas, the users and the pretty boys, who are out to either hit it and quit it or squeeze the woman for money and gifts. After these beauties have been put the wringer by a procession of men who only care about their own physical and emotional needs, they are usually fit for a lifetime pass to Dr. Phil and or Oprah.
Burned by years of emotionally abusive relationships, these women hit their late 20s and decide they want to settle down. They go looking for nice guys and drag all their emotional baggage with them. I saw evidence of this close up when I used to frequent strip clubs. Here you had women in their physical prime who were often dating lowlives. Thinking from a logical point of view, I thought here were blue-chip women who could turn trade in their looks for top of the line men, but apparently not. Some psychologists have theorized that many women who work in the sex industry are victims of sexual assault, and that affects their choice of men. Sadly if women aren't crazy before they start stripping, they will be after they have been stripping for several years.
Here is one of my crazy, beautiful girl stories. Several years ago I was working at a small company alongside a smoking-hot, young sister with an ass that would have put J-Lo to shame. I discovered she had a major crush on me. I knew enough to stay away from her after listening to stories of her ex-boyfriend, a gang banger who impregnated another girl while they were together, and her pot habit. But this chick was determined. She sent me sexy e-mails, waved her ass in my face and gave me sexy looks daily. I held out for five months, but eventually I gave in. She invited me up to her apartment one night and told me she was wasn't wearing any panties. At the time I thought to myself, "Damn, this is not fair. How is any man supposed to resist that?" As I walked up the steps, I knew I was making a mistake, but I was like a moth being drawn to the flame. Few men can resist a beautiful woman who is willing to do anything. This sister won me over when I jokingly said she should set up a threesome, and she agreed.
Of course things never lasted. After a while all the psychological problems came out, tales of sexual assaults, appearances in porno movies and there was also her conflicted attitude towards sex. Suddenly a girl who sent me e-mails about blow jobs and watched porn all the time, became a Bible thumper who declared that sex before marriage was "wrong in the eyes of God!" A buddy of mine told me about the nickname for these reformed sluts. He branded them Mary Magdalenes, after the Biblical prostitute who left her wicked ways to become a follower of Christ.
I soon got tired of her histrionics and dumped her. And worst of all I never did get my threesome. So fellas, if you ever think that crazy, beautiful woman you are dating is worth all the headache, remember this quote: "Beauty is temporary, but crazy is forever."
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